Let's unpack this.
And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our own girl gang and we don't need any new members. So drink up, buttercup. 'Cuz we're not doing this sober.
 
Grape Hard Seltzer Scented
Fragrance: Mt. Dew, Muscadine