HOLIDAY SPIRITS- Smells like the tree isn't the only thing getting lit this year
DAY DRUNK - Smells like bad decisions and regret.
BLOW ME - Smells like intimidation and sarcasm.
CALM YOUR TITS - Smells like passive with a shit ton of aggressive.
NOT TODAY - Smells like two words and one finger
BOSS BABE - Smells like someone works harder than an ugly stripper
DIRTY MIND - Smells like one million porn sites can't be wrong.
KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER - Smells like drunk texts and ugly cry.
SHIT SHOW - Smells like booze is the glue that holds it all together
12 Scents of Christmas Advice Advent Calendar
SANTA'S FAVORITE HO!
LETS GET BAKED - Smells like someone's getting "fat" for Christmas
SMORES & WHORES - Smells like someone's getting a Bible for Christmas.
NAUGHTY LIST - Smells a lot like your "friends" list.
HO HO HOES - Smells like someone's been up your chimney.
JOLLY AF - Smells like someone's got their tinsel in a tangle
WHITE CHRISTMAS - Smells like when the white runs out its time to drink the red
SILENT NIGHTS - Smells like someone needs to use a glue stick not chapstick
CHICKS BEFORE DICKS - Smells like loyalty, camaraderie and no filter.
